Good clubs in Hong Kong?

Dragon-I: You cant get in unless you are with a model.
Volar: You cant get in unless you are with two models.
Prive: You cant get in unless you are a member.
Beijing Club: You cant get in unless you pay HKD200 for 1 lousy drink.
Drop: You cant get in unless you are with a celebrity.
Azure: You cant get in unless you are dressed to kill and have deep pocket.
Fong: You can get in but you want to get out after 30 minutes.
Insomnia: You can get in but you will hesitate because all the models are going to Volar and you want to be there too.

Well, you can try your luck in Wanchai area:
Coyote Ugly: Really ugly...if you know what I mean.
Mes a mie: Yea sure.
Joe Banana: Yes you will see a lot of Joe's there.
Fenwicks: Going in is easy, coming out is difficult. Yes they are after your money, not your look.
From Dusk Till Dawn: If the fighting doesnt kill you, the band will.
Bridge: If you are still awake and sober at 6am, why not kill your liver and brain cells there?

In summary, party in Hong Kong sucks big time unless you can get in to one of the clubs I mentioned in Lan Kwai Fong. Chances are you wont be able to get in on weekends!